by Goobber November 16, 2009

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
by Gkink May 16, 2023

by anonymous July 31, 2023

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

The guy with the beer muscles had to find a spot to put his dinghy when he realized it wasn't doing any good for show purposes to try and take it behind the curtain with him.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019
