long ears

Old man with little or no hair. Aging makes nose and ears more pronounced.

Long Ears, you and grandma get outta the passing lane dangit.

Shit, got behind long ears at the cafeteria and it took forever.

by r3dcut November 29, 2010

Stink Ear

A take-off of the stink eye, when a mudge covered finger is mashed into a girl's ear. (Other exapmles: Stink nose, Stink eye, Stink Lip)

Her hearing went to shit, after she caught the stink ear.

by ray ray October 15, 2003

dead ear

Dead ear is radio and television lingo which is used to describe a moment of unintended silence on air. This usually occurs when someone says or does something dumb or uncalled for, which prompts silence from the listening party, almost always because they don't know how to respond to the dumb comment. Or it could also mean awkward silence in which something was expected.

In 1987 Dan Rather gave CBS six minutes of dead ear when he walked off the set in a fit because a tennis match ran overtime, cutting off part of the news.

by PhilH November 30, 2006

big ear

someone with big ears...lol

P1: you've got some big ears!
P2: gee...thanks...
P1: you know what? i'm gonna call you big ear from now on!
P2: BITCH!!! *slaps P1*

by NoShame November 14, 2007

mouse's ear

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

cold ear

to freeze jizz onto a dish. Then to pick up with a finger and place in a victims ear.

kevin and tyler gave each other cold ears while playing dance dance revolution.

by joey November 17, 2004

ear dick

A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear. More acceptable when used while driving.

check out that douchebag, he's wearing an ear dick

by nate diggity dawg November 29, 2007