Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please" (it is also used when someone tells you something great. It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me (alone) please".

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

by Kaiba Seto April 6, 2005

hes in your bed

but im in your twitch chat

hes in your bed

but im in your twitch chat

by sophiaugliratlol January 15, 2021

blowing smoke in your face

Meaning the person who blew smoke in your face wants to fuck

I blew smoke in babes face

Blowing smoke in your face wanting to fuck

by Pollypocket6993 December 20, 2020

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008