The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.

Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive

by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010

Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010

street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 27, 2011

Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.

Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!

by norgler December 14, 2012

amy honaker

A slut who calls other people sluts. Babes, you're the starting point for STD's and lead to the spread of it by sleeping around too much. check the word slutty up and your name comes up. Try closing your legs for a change.

Google Search:
Define Slutty:Amy Honaker, 'you're such an Amy Honaker'

OR 'Eww, you have Amy Honaker?'

by Paybacksabitch;) February 5, 2014

churro hocker

One who enjoys hocking the churro i.e smoking chode, polishing the knob, or just plain old sucking cock

Henery is the biggest churro hocker, he just never stops I swear to God.

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014