Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

They did sugary on a grape

They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.

How are you today, They did sugary on a grape

by They did sugary on a grape November 27, 2018

Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

by RProd May 03, 2018

Grape in a chicken salad

It’s a sex thing. Commonly performed at mask parties and sometimes used as a code word. It’ll get you in the door and get you off.

I enjoy a grape in a chicken salad.

by TheZissou December 24, 2024

grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok

person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?

by nagito_komeada January 06, 2021

squishy grape

A person that no one likes

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."

by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 08, 2019