An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.
by MichelleA February 19, 2009
Get the Grampaw mug.The word 'Grape' is a word used to describe a scenario where a person forces another person to 'grind' with them, usually in a club, but other scenarios have been heard to happen in mosques, library's and even in the safetyof your own home. It is a combination of Grind and rape, and was coined in Nottinghamshire when a blonde girl was seen attacking her friend at a beach party.
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verb: Choking one's sex partner during intercourse so that the person's head turns purple and the individual has an orgasm, during which, the person, as a result of the choking, fucking, and climaxing, involuntarily makes the sound "giggedy."
Man, the chick can't come unless she gets choked, kinda freaky, but hey, I obliged, well she's grabbin my hands and pushin them together, her whole head is turnign purple and I'm getting a little concerned, but all of a sudden she comes really hard and says, fucking "giggedy." No shit man, I fucking, Grape-head Giggedy-Fucked her.
by archangel77777 October 5, 2011
Get the Grape-Head Giggedy-Fuck mug.1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.
2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.
3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)
4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.
5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.
2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.
3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)
4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.
5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.
The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.
After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.
After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.
by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011
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Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.
Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.
Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018
Get the They Did Surgery On A Grape mug.When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
by blep bloop May 24, 2011
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Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Grapest January 15, 2011
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