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dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006
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urban forest

an oxymoron.

While "urban" refers to a densely developed area, the very definition of "forest" refers to an area that is undeveloped.
While Wikipedia describes the Jefferson Memorial Forest as "the largest urban forest in the United States" it should be worth mentioning that the area it covers is surrounded by open country (mostly hilly).
by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 11, 2006
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Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
by luckypork May 29, 2011
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forest foreplay

fooling around with people (of other gender) in the dark woods.
see Big Red
" C.W.
i got me some booty during a game of hide-n-seek while camping, its called forest foreplay.
by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004
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Forever, always.

A term frequently used by two infamous lovers; Mark and Georgina. They both fell in love at a young age of 14 and 17. They both went on to live the rest of their lives together with two beautiful children and another on the way. Since they met they'd use the phrase Forever, always as in to say 'all of forever'. They had the perfect life and as they'd died in bed together at the ages of 92 and 95, they held hands and whispered 'forever, always'. He promised her eternity; he didn't lie.
Mark: I promise you forever.
Georgina: Forever, always.
Mark: Always and forever.
by Georgie.K.Barrow March 30, 2010
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estrogen forest

(n) A rather large congragation of women, usually outside.
Dude, did you see the estrogen forest around back?
by FirePhreak September 25, 2005
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sister forever

Eden the girl that is always there for you no matter what!
by Idk and idc March 2, 2014
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