Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.

Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...

by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017

RUBY FORD

Robo caller, possible AI engineered. After verifying there is not an actual human caller on the line, disconnect.

If you receive a robo call from Ruby Ford just disconnect the call.

by datswatshesaid February 26, 2025

Hailey Ford

A beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes that has a fattttt ass.

David: did you see that girl with the fat ass?
Jack: yeah I think her name is Hailey Ford!

by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020

Gerald Fording

When you build a car while having sex. This is in reference to how gerald ford made the car

He didn’t seem engaged, he was too busy Gerald fording

by tntisbased June 8, 2024

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

addy noel ford

super sweet her best friends name probably starts with a s and they will be best friends for ever and maybe one day they might even be sisterenlaws

addy noel ford is a person u want to be

by qwwtyuklkdfg April 13, 2021

Ford-brown

A last name for a very cute guy, he is charming and handsome. They usually have brownish- blondish hair, brown eyes and a massive amount of humour. A sexy good-looking man like these guys would definitely be boyfriend material, they are caring and sweet. Very friendly and helpful when you need the most help. They will be silly but after a while they will get back into the real world, that’s when you know they are the best people yet! love them with every chance you got kiddo!

“He cute, that’s the guy with the last name ‘Ford-brown’ right?”

by elaa101 June 30, 2019