funk

Gay slang for the accumulation of sweat, dead skin cells, and so forth behind the testicles. Evidently, some enjoy its taste and smell.

As I was licking his ass, I briefly paused to take a whiff of his sumptuous funk.

by Your mother's cooze October 10, 2005

Arkansas Funky Funk

This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!

"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"

by Alan March 16, 2004

Frunking

Facebooking while drunk, usually involves flirting and/or suggestive phrases

She was frunking after a night out, but luckily she was only sending messages, not leaving posts on his wall.

by Lady1234 October 27, 2009

Beaver Funk Guerillas

best band EVER. thats all you need to know, so go out and support your Beaver Funk now.
The band that Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, and David Gilmour all auditioned for but P Money won the spot on the Beaver Funk lineup because of his amazin skills.
Other members:
Cap'n Dougo
Son of Emile

Yo dude, Zeppelin totally ripped Stairway off of Beaver Funk.

by P Money May 31, 2004

grand funk

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

by Renee January 29, 2004

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005

Terry Funk

Farting on the head of a woman while she is sucking and/or licking your "Guch".Not done for any sexual pleasure,more for the persons own amusement.

If taken to the extreme it may can result in a Tommy Dreamer

"You should have seen her face when I Terry Funk'd her last night"

by Bobeddy August 21, 2006