fucked your bitch

What your (guy) friend says when he has sex with the girl your currently dating/having sex with.

guy 1: Yo, bro what did you do last night?

guy 2: I fucked your bitch!

guy 1: Yeah right! You wouldn't dare you pussy!!!

by diss-BTS-and-ARMY-willdragyou! January 22, 2018

Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.

While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"

Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no

by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010

Shoe Fucked

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011

feet fucked

(Past tense) to have your feet fucked. When you take your erect cock and put it between your partners feet, and start ducking them by thrusting and grinding and humping. An erotic, pleasuring act, associated with foot fetishes. Feet can be manicured, toenails painted, clean, dirty, etc depending on the receiver's preference.

Foot jobs can be very erotic and attractive

Evelyn: what'd you and Aaron do last night?

Jill: we had great sex, he has a foot fetish so I gave him a foot job.

Mac: how'd you and Jill go? We had sex and I got a foot job.

Evelyn: omg you got your feet fucked.

See foot job foot fetish sex

by Mooktori November 25, 2016

Shit-Fucked

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011