Exitcourse

The having of sex in the butthole (The exit) In opposition of intercourse.

Due to a monthly bleeding, we couldn't have intercourse in her vagina, so we had exitcourse in her butthole. (With my penis)

by Scootermcdanny May 14, 2018

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 22, 2018

epistemophilic

related to being attracted to older men

he's an epistemophilic

by parida21 January 29, 2019

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

exisabce

A mysterious term Brandon Arreaga from PRETTYMUCH used in a tweet we're trying to understand 'till this day.

Drink in moderation.

if u want serious care taken. respond to this cuz I actually care about this exisabce, how do i feel? how can I channel the adaptation from 2000 from 2020 ????

by stayjovibb December 6, 2019

epistempathy

The ability to understand the communication and belief structures surrounding another person and imagine yourself existing in such structures.

It takes a lot of Epistempathy to understand why people still believe the Earth is flat.

by munsterbear February 16, 2020