ejectulate

When a male humps something, gets a blow job, or lets the jets in a jacuzzi hits his penis causing extreme pleasure and seamon is released.

I let the jets of the jacuzzi hit the front of my penis until I ejectulated.

by J-Nat May 22, 2005

ejaculation envy

A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.

Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.

by cirkedboi November 8, 2012

ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011

ejnar

a sexy ass man with crazy long scene hair . ejnars like tech stuff and are total nerds with straight A's in school . ejnar is a total made up name by crazy parents who just picked letters out of a hat.

PERSON 1:wtf is an ejnar ?

PERSON 2:oh its a nerdy scene techy guy .

PERSON 1: wow gay ! dose he get girls ?
PERSON 2 :no ...HELLO ! hes a nerd remmber

by drayftw September 5, 2010

Ejja

A dumb bitch who is secretly pretty cool

That Ella Anderson is quite the Ejja

by TheDankestMemer20177 November 18, 2017

premature ejacoptimisation

A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.

Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!

by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006

ejacgloatation

Extreme, forceful gloating. As if one was shooting boastful comments at one's audience / the target of ones gloat.

Often combined with "premature" when someone is excessively boastful prior to the event.

premature ejacgloatation: My insert sports team is gonna kick your insert opposing sports team's butt so hard tomorrow, they won't be able to sit for a week.

Or,

I'm so intelligent, I'll do way better in my exams than anyone, I'm sure to get top marks in all of my subjects.

by Zedesses December 9, 2008