es (edwards syndrome)

es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.

it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years

me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH

oh i reckon he has ES

by khushianddilarax March 28, 2019

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

Jim Edward Cain

A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy

Did you see jim Edward Cain last night

by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019