Rizzle Me This Dark Knight

When the Rizzler is attempting to rizz up someone, but their target is able to resist the Rizzler's rizzing capabilities.

The Rizzler: Hey, how're you doing?
Person that is being rizz'd: Ew, get away from me creep.
The Rizzler: Well... Rizzle Me This Dark Knight.

by E.N1gma June 4, 2023

Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead

An incredibly massive and cool game, but with somewhat low popularity. It’s an open world pixel RPG, based around the premise of a world ending cataclysm involving zombies, aliens, breaking realities, and government experiments. The game is massive and is consistently updated by a small but focused community. The game is completely free, but is not any sort of website like steam or epic games. This could explain why it’s not very publicly known, as it needs to downloaded off of a few different websites that you’re unlikely to find unless one of your friends play.

You, reading this right now, go look it up. Yeah right now, go look up Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead. It’s free and doesn’t take much space to download, go give it a try. No stop reading, open a new tab and look it up. Now.

“Hey, you hear about that guy that didn’t immediately look up Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead?”

“Yeah, they found him shot 27 times in his house a few hours ago”

by SnooSeagull September 20, 2022

Dark Lotusing

Meaning to kill someone.
Comes from the group "Dark Lotus" who often speak of violent acts.

Did you hear about that bastard who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie Dark Lotus'ed him.

by Iceciro August 15, 2004

Dark Angel

A bad angel who brings bad luck, hate, darkness into peoples hearts,and other evil things.

The Dark Angel has brought bad luck to this place.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

dark humour

Dark humour is humour that is supposed offend certain types of people (snowflakes) and has no limitations so if you get offended that's your fault really

Person 1: 9/11 was so sad

Person 2: yeah it was plane awful
Person 1: hey you cant joke about that
Person 2: it's dark humour yes I can

by JohnLovesMarmalade July 30, 2020

dark swarm

In Starcraft, a spell cast by the zerg defiler. It's sad that no one uses this amazing spell. For just 100 mana, you can make a cloud area. Any units in there are unaffected by all attacks, execpt for melee. Great for killing choke points. It doesn't work the best against zerg, since they have zerglings and ultralisks, or toss, who have good spells to attack with. However, you can still have an advantage untill they can get those unit(s) ready, which may be enough time to kill their defenses. Terrans, however, are pwned by this. They have all ranged units (besides the firebat), and no mass killing spells.

Great for siege tank whores.

Great for carrier and b/c noobs (but they weren't too hard anyway).

And once you cast swarm, you can instantly recharge your defilers by eating another unit, then casting plauge, which will just kill everything.
Yay.

I'm still amazed that blizzard almost never changed this incredibly cheap unit.
It's half the reason I play zerg.

(n00b sees pro's forces coming to try to blow up his base, but doesn't worry, as he has 35+ siege tanks guarding entrance)

(pro casts dark swarm)

n00b: WTF HAX UR UNITS ARE INVULNERABLE
(defiler user owns n00b's 35+ siege tanks with 5 hyrdalisks)
pro: GTFO

by PzkfWII November 8, 2007