Douchebagary

An adjective enhancing douche bag

Being sly in the ways of the douche

You're douchebagary is off the charts!

His douchebagary skills allowed him to take control of the situation

by Anonymous65698 February 21, 2011

Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf March 1, 2011

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.

Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

by Only in America! May 30, 2011

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012

douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012