doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doing it to Brent

when women become obsessed with their gigantic, Herculean dildos.

"So, Tiffany, how's that dildo working out for you? That's one intimidating monster, I'll tell you." "Why do you think I haven't been at work all week, silly? I told the boss I had the flu, but I've really been doing it to Brent. That, and watching Oprah."

by Evil Jedi October 5, 2006

Doing a Danielson

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.

Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.

by Liarfish April 10, 2007

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

Doin' Work

Flirting with a girl; bonding with a biddie you plan to mack; "Getting places" with a girl.

Guy #1: Where's Dave?

Guy #2: He's hanging out with Ashley.

Guy #1: Dave's doin' work.

Example #2-

Dave: Just got home from hanging with Ashley. I'm doin' some serious work...

by Supermanmaninthebox February 28, 2011

doing stuff with the food

Going naked on the webcam, or doing something dirty for real.

Sha, you were totally doing stuff with the food, with that random guy!

So what's up?
You know!
What?
Do you wanna do stuff with the food with me?
Totally!

by Dioldo May 18, 2011