dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.

This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.

by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006

Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

dinger dong

refering to the male genetalia. often used to describe a youngins wang.

dont touch my dinger dong you dirty preist.

by megadong July 7, 2009

Diglett

When you desperately need to drop a log but have to hold it. The shit pops in and out of your ass like an invisible tug of war is being waged.
The name is based upon the Pokémon named Diglett

"Get out my fucking way I'm Digletting"
"Mom drive quicker I got me a Diglett"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

Detroit Dangle

This is when your spouse, loved one, or cracked out prostitute is sleeping and you dangle your junk in their face, just perched there, waiting for them to awaken from their slumber and find a surprise.(works well when you get out of the shower)

My damn crackhead wife passed out the other night so I gav 'er the 'Ol Detroit Dangle ta teacher a lesson.

by zaczimmer April 20, 2009

Dangle hopper

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dingleberry jelly

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.

by Trey Fart April 2, 2009