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Fake Date

A person who associates themself with another, just for the purpose of stating theyre presence, with no sexual or any other type of activity .
My date for the prom was a complete fake date
by dudeforhire1229 June 20, 2004
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date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"
black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"
by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011
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date-some

When you end up at a party surrounded by all your dates.
Yesterday this party ended up being a date-some. Tonight i have a date-some planned
by MissBarre May 8, 2015
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Datasfaction

Using data to back up wild claims or statements. This resulting proof will satisfy the end user.
The smooth talking salesman had told me some unbelievable statistics on his product, but in order for me to buy it, I would need to see some data to back it up. This will give me datasfaction.
by BdubCav October 7, 2015
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date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
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date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend
by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018
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