milk dance

Milk Dance refers to getting a lap dance as where the stripper is rubbing her breasts all over you.

Oscar : Hey dude whats up?
Edgar : Nothing much, dude its 2am...
Oscar : Yea i know! Anyway, you wanna go get a milk dance?
Edgar : Your pathetic.

by Sergio Galindo December 24, 2007

the sex dance

fat hairy man in his boxer diddy

oh man...she just did the sex dance and it turned me on

by fershizzle February 13, 2005

moma dance

Moma Dance is the name of a Phish song. It was released on the album "The Story of the Ghost" in 1998.

Did you hear that great new song by Phish? The Moma Dance is a really great tune.

by Phish Phan December 7, 2006

Dancing On The Rails

Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.

The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.

Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again

Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

doodoo dance

when you try to pull your pants up after shitting but the bottom of your shorts are stuck under the heels of your shoes, causing you to shake one leg at a time while still holding on to your pants to get your shorts free from the bottom of your shoes.

I almost fell in the toilet trying to do the doodoo dance this morning, luckily I got my last foot free before I fell.

by David Rafe September 15, 2010

Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

by bennedictus May 19, 2010

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009