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Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.
Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.
by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019
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Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
by rvrgrl March 21, 2019
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Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina
Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.
by jagerhall August 8, 2019
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Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.
Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”
by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019
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Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
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gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.
After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.
by Wise Beat April 14, 2017
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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
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