Crotch WaterFall

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head

Baby lets go do the "crotch waterfall" thing

by sap302 March 22, 2011

Crotch corn

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.

"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "

by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014

Crotch Afro

A word for a crotch that has long pubic hair that resembles an Afro.

"Dammit, looks like i'm getting a Crotch Afro again."

by NegativeMolasses October 31, 2019

Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017