Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

by callingdom May 17, 2008

cobanooby

A word that describes a way of eating so ridiculous it can only be described as nooby.

A word created for a very specific purpose, to describe people to stupid to eat corn on the cob. A fusion of the words "noob" and "cob". It now describes anyone who has trouble eating a specific foodstuff.

Did you see him trying to eat that apple he was so cobanooby.

by fool of a took :) May 6, 2009

Carbage

All the junk that collects on the floor of your car over time.

The carbage in my car includes gum wrappers, empty water bottles, Baskin-Robbins ice cream cone wrappers.

by margescan July 29, 2012

carbart

A girl who is always there for you and is incredibly beautiful. She’s always part of the popular squad and also somehow gets into drama she doesn’t want to be in. Even with the drama she’s still the bubbly girl everyone knows. Though her laugh is crazy and makes things even funnier she takes her friendships seriously. If she says sorry she really means it from the bottom of her heart. She’s very fragile so she’s known to break down but that’s only when she’s hurt by someone or something serious. She’s very athletic and always has a boyfriend 24/7.

In the end she’s caring, beautiful, and the best friend that everyone wants:)

Person 1: I wish I was Carbart
Person 2: omg same with me:))

by carbartgymnast July 3, 2018

Cobainsexual

Cobainsexual is a sexuality and it means you’re only attracted to Kurt Cobain and nobody else 😌

“I’m cobainsexual, so I only feel attracted to Kurt Cobain”

by kurt’s cobussy June 8, 2022

Cobra Kai

a show where a bunch of sweaty men do karate

Gay 1: dude, have you watched Cobra Kai?

Gay 2: yas Miguel Diaz is so hot

by summa-lummadooma-lumma September 21, 2022

The Cobra

The Cobra is a legendary college ritual performed by taking someone preferably of the opposite sex and putting a line of cocaine and a small pile of salt on their stomach. The Cobra is initiated by taking a shot of the most potent liquor, followed by licking the salt pile. Then one will take a bite out of a lime, then finally snort the line of cocaine.

I don't know why I'm dressed as a geisha girl. Must be because I did The Cobra.

by Tones Dah Bones December 27, 2011