Cold horse

Cock blocking a buff douche bag

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it

by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 24, 2019

Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.

I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.

by 2praslin March 1, 2019

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!

by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022