coffee donkey 

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

coffee donkey by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

Coffee Talk 

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.

Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.

Coffee Talk by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy

Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?

coffee nerd by Areithy November 7, 2021

Coffee Ninja 

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

Coffee Ninja by Birbados November 21, 2021

Coffee Cup 

Coffee Cup is the name of the Cafe which is featured by superheroes! It is cozy and versatile. Its balanced ambiance allows you to convert your corner from professional meetings to hangouts, to under the carpet dates. The food is de-li-cious.
Oh, and did we mention, they have the best Coffee in Hyderabad. Even Star-Lord can’t beat this DC heaven.

Sheesh dude, hurry! We have got to get to our corner at Coffee Cup, they’re waiting!

Coffee Cup by sri.ivan November 24, 2021

Coffee Culture 

ideas and belief for coffee by our society

when i came to india i felt coffee culture

Coffee Culture by bhattvinit November 25, 2021

Coffee Beaning 

Like Tea-bagging, but for girls

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!

Coffee Beaning by danielspend69 December 5, 2021