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In The Closet

In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/
1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok
by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
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Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.
Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.
by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016
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Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.
Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
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In the closet

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation
Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."
by Shts&Giggles May 3, 2025
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tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room
by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019
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