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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025
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church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.
Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made
by Twitch420 March 30, 2011
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The Church of Bruce Lee

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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church

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.
by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022
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messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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