Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)
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That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!
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Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!
Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!
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