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nouveau-chav

The nouveau-chav's are a new breed of Chavs, characterised by the loud and brash behaviour, who focus upon the need to be recognised as special. They aspire to be important but expect people to treat them as such.
Saud is a nouveau-chav as he expects people to recognize how important he is, and if not recognised starts getting load and obnoxious.
by Mr MAAArk June 16, 2019
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Chav

A chav is someone who likes to be like everyone else in the sense that they have the same fashion, manner and hair as them. Chavs are usually from the lower classes but can be found in middle class too. Often school children will turn into chavs when they try to be like the "cool kids" . Always getting detentions and never turning up to lessons .
She's such a chav, look at her bag.
by HarrystylesisBAE123456789 November 13, 2018
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Chav

If a tramp and a junkie had a kid your result would be a chav. Male chavs think they are roadmen and are generally are head to toe in Nike or Adidas tracksuits and to top it of, a pouch/man bag and a fag in there hand that they stole from their mums purse. Female chavs are some of the tackiest people you will ever meet. They are the type of people who wear tight jeans and scimpy tops in which their tits hang out and never leave the house without 5 metre long ugly coloured acrylics that look like they're about to have a sword fight with their nails. If you ever see a group of chavs in public the most likely place you will have seen them is the local McDonald's ( which seems to be their second home ), at the back of the bus or in the park screaming and shouting at eachother in thier wired chavy accents ( which can be hard to understand ) and a bottle of cheap vodka and a couple of fags on the table. If you live anywhere in englans then you can relate to seeing this all the time 😂
Person:Ew your such a chav
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ain’t done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what I’m sayin ye.

Person: ??🤦 ♀️
by Louis c June 25, 2018
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Chav

A chav is a subpecies of human whomst only drinks Smirnoff ice and smokes weed and meth he/she will most likely wear a Adidas tracksuit and Nike huaraches with a cap possibly designer if their money hasn’t been spent on meth
Ayo blud that mans a chav Yano

I kno G I see him about still

Where he situated tho

Idk blud think on tha street cuz he got no money
by Skengmandoc July 13, 2019
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chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy
chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...
by pick pocketer March 29, 2022
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Chavs

Groups that hang around the kebab shop and drink every single day because their parents too busy fighting and drinking to care
Harry - Oi look! There’s a chav.

Charles - Wow! Great chav spotting! There’s so many chavs
by Chavs May 30, 2019
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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