Canadian Legendhood 

The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.

Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.

The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.

Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*

Canadian Legendhood by bluemanc March 9, 2007

Canadian Cornhusker 

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.

That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.

Canadian Cornhusker by Frank West August 28, 2006

Canadian Hair 

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)

''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.

Canadian Hair by The Korn March 2, 2011

[Canadian Condo] 

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.

"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"

[Canadian Condo] by The Mad Economist August 2, 2013

Canadian dildo 

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

Canadian dildo by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Canadian Tank 

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

Canadian Tank by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole

Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.

Canadian Close line by BH4774 February 9, 2014