british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025

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british anthem

As of April 14, 2023, the British Anthem is called God Save the King. Before Queen Elizabeth the II's death, it was God Save the Queen.

British Anthem

by mr man the science man April 14, 2023

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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)

Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.

by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021

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british-types

Society's poison. They function that way EVERWHERE the go.

I'm playing the Civilization game? I want to make it interesting by fcking over my own civilization. Should I go about t by wars, famine, plague?.. Ah, I know, I'll just add british-types (english/anglo saxons at it's core) to the mix. That'll be VERY FUNNY.

by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022

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Going british

Sudden misplaced kindness towards people

I was bullying a mate together with Zulu last night, and all of a sudden he started going british and ruining it

by Kuntphug February 26, 2020

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British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.

Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!

by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020

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