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row the boat 

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion
I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.
row the boat by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017
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jump the boat 

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.
“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”
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load the boat 

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.
If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat
load the boat by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019

Row-Boat 

The act of motor-boating (making a noise and rubbing your fact between some titties)
on a lady with small boobies.
Dude, I Row-boated that Donna chick with the small tits back it seventh grade.
Row-Boat by Ojizzum August 12, 2008

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

just off the boat

He acts like he is just off the boat.
just off the boat by Choonik Kwon January 6, 2004

Narrow Boat

a canal boat used in the wonderful waterways of England, and other European countries.
Often used as a floating residence, notably by the hippies in Amsterdam in their not-so-narrow variations. If you want a change of scenery, untie the line and motor away through the locks.
We went on holiday for three weeks through the Midlands canals in our narrow boat and hit every pub along the way. Ian only beached it twice and Catherine was quite accommodating to help relaunch.
My mate moors his narrow boat in France and keeps a bicycle on board for jaunts through the countryside. He has logged over 10,000 km in the last three years.