Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.

Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh

by K&T&J July 31, 2006

beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.

"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."

by michael j fox January 2, 2007

beeeatch

variation on bitch or biotch, a pseudonym for my boss at the Kennebunk Police Department

the Lieutenant can sit and be my beeeatch after I sue his ass

by Higgins October 28, 2003

Beef

Originally american slang meaning to fight someone or being aggressive towards someone.

Used commonly in America and in England. If you say 'Do you want beef?' to someone you will usually end up fighting or maybe even passing away

Northside Rudeboy: Man you cant spit for shit

Southside Battyman: WHAT?? U WANT BEEF BLUD... GONNA GET SHANKED LYK A BIATCH YOU FUKIN PRICK

Northside Rudeboy: Shut the fuck up you dick... *pulls out a gat*

Southside Battyman: No beef, man, no beef, allow it bruvs.. ALLOW IT!!

*CAP!! CAP!! CAPCAP!!!*

Southside Battyman: ...fuck... biatch.. southside for lyf!.. ya hear fuker!!

*Rudeboy aims at battyman's head*

err.... i mean northside for lyf

*CAP! CAPCAP!!*

*Battyman dies*

by E! June 21, 2005

beefcake

A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.

"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"

by Mala1516 May 4, 2006

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

beef tornado

A beef tornado occurs when a man stands in front of another man or woman and swings his penis around in a tornado-like fashion while screaming like a tornado siren

Robert stood in front of Billy and performed a beef tornado.

by Euphegenia Doubtfire August 6, 2008