beef geef

The perfect way to abbreviate boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl: “So like, what are we? Are we beef geef or what?”

by VeganMeegan July 2, 2018

Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018

Rip the Beef

ripping the beef ripped the beef

A loud, violent fart.

Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?

by Fickle9 June 1, 2018

beef tank

A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.

Look at that beef tank move that chair!

ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.

Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!

by beeftanknation June 6, 2018

Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 23, 2019

Pussy Beef

When one woman fucks another woman's husband.

"Did you hear that Stephanie and Carol got into a fight? Yeah, it was some serious pussy beef!"

by Soggy Lesbian June 20, 2019

Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.

LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”

by Ler420 September 9, 2019