Step bean

Your best friend who makes sexual jokes and you pretend like you're gay or lesbian with. Usually they have a round head, not in an offensive way.

Friend one (no specific gender): Hey Step bean.
Friend two (same gender as friend one): Hey, wanna smash?!
Friend one: Oh yeah! So bad!

Both (After they are done for now): What a funny joke!

by Daddy Potato 🥔 123764 June 17, 2021

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

Kiss the Bean

Slang phrase for cunnilingus.

I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.

by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Jillie bean

It’s like that one song by Michael Jackson, but backwards, so now it says jillie bean, ok I guess

Person: why the fuck did you make jillie bean a definition

by Frogsarelife February 06, 2022

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 03, 2015

bean bug

the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.

he's my bean bug!!

by whydoesitmatter June 15, 2017