basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

basic

anything with a ph higher than 7

person 1: hey how basic is that bleach
person 2: i think it has a ph of around 11 so id say its really basic

by woloexe September 23, 2020

Basic

Despite the thought that such a word is a negative description of someone, in this instance it's considered a compliment! Basic guys are great, they have no bullshit. Won't get shitfaced and nail your pal. Has a big ol' shag pad. Likes to drink Coke. Not the illegal kind, though! The fizzy kind. The basic kind. Be a Micheal. Be a basic.

A. Hey, there's a guy here to see you!

B. Really? What's he like?

A. He's tall, Scottish and basic.

by Lurbur January 30, 2020

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018