nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.

for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons

by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.

Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2023

Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry

Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly

by koriliyah June 15, 2022

Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015