face a jay

Dmv slang ...... means to smoke a jay or a “ joint “. Can be used when talking to friends or explaining something .

For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “

For example: “ I’m boutta go face a jay “
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna

by MumboSauceGirl May 20, 2018

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Unwashed Face

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.

Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!

by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.

"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."

by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010

Bland Face

=^I.

A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."

=^I

Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.

by tntahsin August 14, 2011