group of assholes

There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).

On the way back from the concert we were delayed by a group of assholes, locally known as a "Set"

by TheRealOrz February 18, 2017

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball November 28, 2011

closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.

This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.

by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019