Jewed out

When your plans get changed or cancelled due to others having to calibrate a Jewish holiday.

Usually only happens when said person celebrating is only partial Jewish (less than a 1/4)

Tim: Hey John I thought you have visitation with your son this week.
John: Yeah I did but I got Jewed out because its some jewish holiday.

by partjewlover November 28, 2010

Jew Egg

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009

jew baby

A person who tends to do a lot of drugs so they come off rather slow and when asked to do something such as walk or journey across town they will shudder at the mere thought of it. Many own toyota camrys.

"Hey Brandon wanna walk to swains!?"
"No way thats too far."
"Your such a jew baby."

by JoeStan January 15, 2009

Covetous Jew

A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.

The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.

by Niggasaurus Rex October 08, 2007

Jew Cock

A beautiful, perfect, big hard cock on a Jew

"I love that big Jew Cock in my dripping wet pussy.."

by BlueSkies420 September 29, 2011

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 30, 2009