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manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.
After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
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twat bashing

Twatbashing
1: hard vaginal sex
2: beating up idiots ie twats
vag sex bollocks
"ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"

" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
by Lady Amu September 26, 2006
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faggy twat

An effeminate left wing liberal male hipster, who walks, talks, and thinks like a lesbian feminist.
Josh: Dude, check out these new thick rimmed black glasses I got. They'll go dope with my other white rimmed shades. Have a look, what do you think?

Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.

Josh: Huh..? Where?

Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.

or

Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.

Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!

Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.

Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)

Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.

Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
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twat knuckles

an insult that you call a female, or a male who has had a sex change, when they finger themselves frequently.
Man, look at Serena over there digging in her pants, damn "twat knuckles "
by Jaime M. Tyler January 14, 2009
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twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.
Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.
by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007
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twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid
Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."
by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010
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twat sauce

all that twat sauce came out of her twat
by no dice5 January 13, 2009
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