tasty afters

Putting food inside a vagina pre-sex, and having someone eat it out... post-sex

putting cream and strawberry = = = = = strawberry milkshake tasty afters!

by thesexman February 18, 2010

Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Girls born after 1993

-can't cook
-mcdonalds
-charge they phone
-twerk
-be bisexual
-eat hot chip and lie

girls born after 1993 SUX!!!!!!!

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich

To attack fevorishly.

When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

by Stephen Champion Schroering June 25, 2007

Aftershock

Horrible, disgusting spirit favoured by neds, chavs and other assorted morons. It does get you very, very drunk very, very quickly, but it is disgusting and horrible. Comes in volcano red, urine green and swimming-pool blue flavours.

Haw man, ah wis munted on Aftershock last night man

by md25 April 28, 2004