Calm after the storm

It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.

John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

Aetherializor

The nemesis of the Fixxer. Originally created by the Fixxer as Synapse and Silicon, until Synapse grew jealous of Silicon's monopoly of the Forgotten Command. Is in power currently, anxiously attempting to delay the Glorious return.

The Aetherializor sucks so much, it is not even funny.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

after-burner

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart

Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.

by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009

after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

by m00ndog May 20, 2011

after-burn

A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.

"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."

"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"

"We smoked after-burns before going inside."

by mousygerade January 15, 2014

after shittle

the poop after anal sex in other words after performing anal its what come out of who has just been fucked mixed with the occasional cum.

I'm having after shittle

by LOve_moneY September 9, 2014

Afterfart

The short amount of time that exists after your partner farts that allow you to slip your penis into her / him. The required time is only short as you want easy accessibility (or 'surprise') but don't want any back pressure to linger on your member

The afterfart allowed for easy penetration of my partner's butt hole...

by Fuqdalegend.com April 19, 2016