curb worm

n. A person who hangs around with bikers but doesn't own a motorcycle.

"Send the curb worm to buy more beer."

by Texas Nell October 4, 2019

worm behavior

Acting like a typical worm would. Example: wriggling on the sidewalk in the rain, doing nothing more than eating and defecating, and possessing a nervous system designed with the absence of pain. Inspired by the simulation of the worm brain and nervous system from OpenWorm

Look at him squirming in his chair, such worm behavior.

by wormbehavior May 25, 2023

Worming

The act of eating food while sitting on the toilet, taking a shit

Mary: God he's been in there a while what's taking him so long?
Bob: Fairly sure he's worming in there, give him some time

by UnholyCracker April 12, 2021

Worm head

Possessing a physical structure or performing actions that resemble a worm

“Sheeeeesh Mundo you’re such a worm head”

by jaketub April 14, 2021

shy worm

a piece of faeces which escapes the rectum then re-enters

a shy worm can be likened to a turtle head

ass shit faeces turtle head shy worm

by ALLTIMELOW69 December 10, 2013

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018