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Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip
If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.
by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020
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Michael

Is a gay boy and loves it up to bum he hates a pretty girl called Alice And Alice is the world she’s so beautiful
Michael is a maggot
by Mary18 February 22, 2020
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Michael

This guy smokes dick, gives lapjobs, handjobs, you name something gay, he does it. His fetish is a gay 69 yr uncle to fart on his balls. He's into cock and ball torture, covered in white stuff and a furry
by Toykat September 5, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party. He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer in 1934. During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland in September 1939.
Damn, there goes Michael. Retard.
by KaleNVG June 11, 2019
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Michael

person 1: Michael is such a terrible person.

person 2: Yeah but at least he's a good friend like jimmy.
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Michael

Michael is a big gay
by MichaelGay December 22, 2018
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Michael

Michael a person who is skinny but eats a lot And he look like cid from ice age
Hey u seen Cid (Person1)
U mean Michael (Person2)
Yeah He took my food (Person3)
by TK___ February 21, 2020
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