Grease

The only real definition of a grease is Shelly because she's not in "la gang des twit"
"shelly's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grease."
by 7.35 at age 13 January 15, 2018
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play
Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"
by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024
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Go go grease

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored
by Skutner May 10, 2009
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Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.
"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."
by LSGOE March 31, 2019
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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
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