"shelly's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grease."
by 7.35 at age 13 January 15, 2018

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018

by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored
by Skutner May 10, 2009

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."
by LSGOE March 31, 2019

by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
