The Fuck Zone

Despite what it may seem it’s not the much wanted zone that nice guy want to get into when nice guys are in the friend zone. This is the opposite side of that. It’s finding out the dear friend of yours has only been nice and caring to you because because he wants to fuck you and not because he actually cares.

Nice guy: I’ve been so nice to you and you don’t want to have sex with me?
Girl: great, I’ve been put in The Fuck Zone.

by Badeboop June 4, 2018

scrotal zone

Another name for your crotch/genitalia

"Curse that goddam midget headbutting me in my scrotal zone!"

by Peckerama April 7, 2008

Twitterlight Zone

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.

At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."

by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010

Scrub Zone

When you facebook request someone, and they leave u in pending.

Since you're not their friend, then you're stuck in the scrub zone.

Dude_1: mannn i added this chick 2 weeks ago and she still hasnt accepted =(

Dude_2: LOL, u just got scrub zoned!

by luudakhoa April 13, 2011

goo zone

that awful pouch of fat that circulates in your lower stomach right around your navel; developed after extensive snacking followed by minimal exercise; also comes with age and laziness; may be result of freshman fifteen

Child: (while laying on mom's stomach) "Mommy, your tummy is like a squishy pillow"
Mother: "No sweetie, that's just my goo zone"

by emandm November 6, 2011

Date zone

Two people who want to date and continue to date. Opposite of friend zone.

Perry wanted a girl to keep him in the date zone because he's tired of salty chicks.

by Monarchwaterdog October 31, 2013

lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

by obamacare1111 December 9, 2013