Zens

Being zens is taken from around 100AD when it was a term used for being a ladies man. Further, it was thought that anyone known to be a zens, or bear the name zens to have an incredibly large penis to back up thier sexual prowess after the pulling stage.

1.Wow, that guy truly is zens, look at that lady he just pulled.

2. It's a shame im not zens, that lady would be mine around about now.

by bobby charlaton March 24, 2008

Zeno

One whose pants are so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it

When Zeno has gas all the dogs in the neighborhood go insane.

by ᑎᗩᔕIOᑕ August 28, 2018

zenin

The Shinobi level directly above sennin but directly below Hokage.

by Naruto Fan #1 October 25, 2003

Zeno Zagrodzki

One of the last existing highly intelligent allaround talents.

After several studys it has come out that Zeno Zagrodzki is the only person in the world with an IQ of 320 and able to speak 132 languages.

by Black Dog September 18, 2003

Zenni Theorem

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.

Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.

by TheRubric October 12, 2008

Zeniah

A kind hearted girl who is a bit sarcastic. She fights for what she believes and will never lose and argument. She’s really pretty but doesn’t use it to her advantage. Instead she uses her brain and makes friends with her friendly personality

Person A: I just got out of a fight with Zeniah
Person B: And?
Person A: *sighs* I lost
Person B: I knew it! Jason you owe me 10 bucks!

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

feature zenith

During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.

Microsoft Office 2003 was the feature zenith for the Office Suite.

by giuliocc May 26, 2009