zachi

some fool who has no friends and smells bad

you're such a zachi please get a life

by 4liferss May 23, 2021

Zachariah

An old high-school friend that seems trustworthy and will make up convincing, yet baseless stories about how they are currently successful and doing good things/bettering themselves, but whenever he asks you for a favor or says you can trust him with something, he will immediately use you for personal gain and never make it up to you no matter how deep your friendship/relationship with them runs, usually causing colateral damage towards you in order to get away with it, as well as blocking you off of all social media almost instantly in the process.

"Man I gotta tell you, I asked my friend, Zachariah, to help me move, and he stole my brand new beats bluetooth earbuds, headphones, and my speaker. When I asked where he put it, he said he left them in his car, and would go grab them real quick. I decided to walk outside and when he got in his car to grab them, he closed, locked the door and started driving off. I hopped in my car and started to drive after him until I noticed he slashed one of my tires beforehand, while I wasn't looking. I tried to call him but he already blocked me off everything, including his phone. Later, one of my friends told me he pawned them off at half their price for hard drugs in front of my friend without even worrying about being judged for it. If I ever see that half-brained, scrawny, short-ass bastard again, I'll end him with my bare hands."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022

National Zach Day

The day where Rocket League is seen as the next big thing and everybody loves it. They like the color blue and enjoy playing baseball and crushing pizza rolls.

Yooo, what kinda plans you got going on National Zach Day?

Probably play some baseball or rocket league in my favorite blue shirt and eat some pizza rolls after.

by NotZach123456789 June 13, 2018

Dirty Zach

When you have sexual intercouse with your spouse. Right before you ejaculate, ram a bottle of red bull, then immediately start beating your spouse while you jizz inside of her.

"I gave Jessica a Dirty Zach last night, I think she's gonna break up with me!"

by Zach price August 4, 2021

zachary kelley

Zachary is an amazing boy. He is funny smart and has great taste in women. At times he may seem shy until you get to know him and he becomes outgoing. Zach is a king of the bedroom he always wants to be on top, dominating with his large dick.

"I love Zachary Kelley"

by Freaking pizza November 23, 2013

Zach

A person who usually dates people name Riley and has underage sex.

Zach loves Riley and biscuits and gravy.

by Facts Of The Urban Dictionary December 3, 2015

Zach

A very smart person

He is such a zach

by ClaytonHunt September 6, 2016