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Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020
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Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023
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Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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Self-launching

The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.
My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure
by Yogie_1108 August 21, 2018
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Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.
“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”
by Bread eater May 3, 2021
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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.
I always self harvest after each session.
by Deeps00 March 6, 2020
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Self Orgy

Pleasuring yourself infront of many mirrors.
Similar to an orgy but by yourself
Guy 1:Wow who would have thought she's the kind of girl to be into self orgys
Guy 2: Ya I wouldn't believe it either if not for the videos
by sowy m9 July 23, 2016
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