Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 02, 2013
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"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.
Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.
by Nelson-Mortimer May 15, 2018
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Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.
"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii
"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!
by Katflake September 24, 2020
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Watermelon Cat

A perfect, gorgeous cat that is grey, sleeps on watermelons(literally) and he's a nice and cute companion. He eats small bites of watermelon.
The watermelon cat is our new god!
by Mudkippz May 02, 2024
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