rock and roll death watch

rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer

kieth richards has been on rock and roll death watch for the last 35 years

by Bad Touch Ultra Rapist May 31, 2010

Bird Watchin

Taking a ride in your car with your homeboy and scouting out the bitches that are walking around downtown.

Hey Rick it's Saturday. Let's go downtown and do some bird watchin and see what we can pick up.

by Tapman June 9, 2007

Watchin' Commercials

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009

watch the kids

Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!

Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said

"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!

by ReJackk August 19, 2016

willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006

android watch

A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart

Bitch, is that an android watch? THOSE ARE SHIT

by Akira Akia November 8, 2017

Watchmaker

God.

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.

by Originofspecies August 9, 2010